DONATIONS:

 "It's a very nice" of you to want to donate to my campaign! But I don't want there to be any shekels involved in my political service. You can support me by telling your neighbors about me, throw away your fluoride toothpaste, correct people who say "democracy" by informing them we are actually a Constitutional Republic, or helping me to find "My wiiiiiife." (If I had someone to pack me lunches and snuggle with in the evenings, surely I would be a better mayor.)